You guys had to make me pull out the big guns.........

I hereby combine the anitneutrino and neutrino while they are both traveling in the same direction at the speed of light. They are traveling towards the black hole at the center of our galaxy. The combine in the black hole, causing the largest singularity ever created to implode the black hole, thereby releasing all the energy ever absorbed by said black hole. This causes a chain reaction with all the other black holes in the universe, creating an event similar to the big bang. Every piece of matter is converted into pure energy, and the universe ceases to exist. Then, through fortitude of my genius, I am the only one who has been saved from this singularity event, and so I am now the only person alive who can claim the place where the hill used to be.

For your own sake, don't try and best me on this one, I work on quantum and nuclear physics and relativity in my spare time.

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· #89 · Apr 24, 2012

Sorry dude, wormholes don't work like that. Besides, I wouldn't collapse in on myself, I would just compress into an infinitesimally small dot. However, by that same theory of super-gravity, I would change dimensions in that instant, thereby coming back into the current dimension and kicking you back into the hole in space-time from whence you came.

Try again.

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· #91 · Apr 24, 2012

Not if he doesn't exist...

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· #95 · Apr 25, 2012

Sorry, in those 100,000 years I set up a civilization devoted to keeping others off the top of the hill that I rule indefinitely.

You couldn't get the sun to set off a solar flare by bombarding it with both hydrogen and helium, by the way.

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Cheese Man

· #130 · May 2, 2012

I indulge in some bad puns and you all run screaming.

Too physics'd out to come up with an apocalyptic scenario...

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Cheese Man

· #134 · May 2, 2012

The hill *is* a mine, and I bought the land rights from the gov't, so...

*racks shotgun*

Geddoff my lawn, damn kids!

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Cheese Man

· #147 · May 4, 2012

I turn off the computer you are all playing skyrim (?) on, and claim the hill.

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Cheese Man

· #150 · May 5, 2012

I kill bill gates at birth, PCs never existed, hill is mine.

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Cheese Man

· #164 · May 12, 2012

I walk onto the hill, say, "It's my watch now" and you walk off.

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· #167 · May 12, 2012

I encase that nuke in a magnetic field, thereby containing the entire explosion within a 15-foot radius in the sky, while simultaneously creating a singularity in that small region of space right above the hill, destroying our solar system.

I meanwhile have been traveling at .95c towards the nearest inhabitable planet, and after taking an immortality serum perfected by me, I set up a new hill and declare myself king of it.

Don't even try, son.

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