Forum game: king of the hill

Call in a C-130 to drop a full load of bbs onto the hill. Walk up to the summit, and sit in beach chair.

Until I fly over with a cropduster FULL of herbicide, turning you into compost, and then parachute out, taking the hilltop.

Damn, that hill is gonna look like laputa! Brb napalm !

I awaken Cthulhu by sacrificing the rather surprising amount of people in comas, and the zombies and he sets his throne on the hill and rules all.

I take another bite of popcorn as I sip my coffee from the next hill over, watching the chaos with a grin. Surprisingly, my hill is unscathed by aforementioned nuclear wars and intergalactic warfare. Watching this is better than any war movie.