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So, I need a very specific build. The first thing yall need to understand is that this build is totally and completely copyrighted. Any copying, duplicating, or otherwise imitating of this build shall result in a slow and painful death by way of dull axe to the stomach. The next thing you need to understand is that I am completely serious about this build. There shall be no humor involved in it. None. Any humor expressed from this point on shall result in slow and painful death by way of dull sword to the inner thighs. Both of them. Now, on to the build:
First off, it needs to have massive joule creep. It needs to chrono at exactly 330fps with a .20g bb, but with joule creep, it needs to hit the maximum of 598 fps.
Second, it needs to look awesome, once you hear the rest of the build please submit some ideas for the externals. I'm looking for a lot of chrome, neon lighting, glass, and walnut wood. All together, if possible.
Thirdly, it needs to shoot a very specific type of ammo, so I will need a very specific barrel width. What is this ammo? Well, I'm planning on shooting babybell cheese. As such, I'm looking for a BBSA (BabyBell Super Acurate) brand barrel. PDI and Action Army are also acceptable.
Fourth, it will be powered by three Valken V12 engines hooked up to a full-size propane canister and regulated with a thumb. Donations of thumbs will be accepted.
Fifth: it needs to have an auto-aim system, and be able to hit headshots at 150 meters.
Sixth: it must be equipped with a built-in hot-dog dispenser. Of course, since there will be hotdogs, there will also need to be condiments. The condiments will need to be stored in a specialized stock pouch. I will need designs submitted below.
Lastly, thank you for listening, thank you for your designs, your time, and your donations of severed digits.
First off, it needs to have massive joule creep. It needs to chrono at exactly 330fps with a .20g bb, but with joule creep, it needs to hit the maximum of 598 fps.
Second, it needs to look awesome, once you hear the rest of the build please submit some ideas for the externals. I'm looking for a lot of chrome, neon lighting, glass, and walnut wood. All together, if possible.
Thirdly, it needs to shoot a very specific type of ammo, so I will need a very specific barrel width. What is this ammo? Well, I'm planning on shooting babybell cheese. As such, I'm looking for a BBSA (BabyBell Super Acurate) brand barrel. PDI and Action Army are also acceptable.
Fourth, it will be powered by three Valken V12 engines hooked up to a full-size propane canister and regulated with a thumb. Donations of thumbs will be accepted.
Fifth: it needs to have an auto-aim system, and be able to hit headshots at 150 meters.
Sixth: it must be equipped with a built-in hot-dog dispenser. Of course, since there will be hotdogs, there will also need to be condiments. The condiments will need to be stored in a specialized stock pouch. I will need designs submitted below.
Lastly, thank you for listening, thank you for your designs, your time, and your donations of severed digits.
