The little Things

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MGunner

Discussion Starter · May 1, 2011

This thread is basically the opposite of the ''What Grinds Your Gears Thread''.

Post anything that made you smile, chuckled and/or pissed your pants you laughed so hard.

I just got home from eating a a Chinese buffet, were in the middle of eating the entire restaurant was RickRolled.

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mroverkill

· #2 · May 1, 2011

Heard a police dispatch at a small town parade today "Two men approaching the parade, first is a white male with long red hair, the other is also on a bicycle, white male with an artificial foot." Apparently they had stolen something, didn't catch what, but I thought their descriptions were hilarious.

taliks

· #3 · May 2, 2011

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When someone doesn't call their out and you pop them in the ear,my girlfriend(you know I had too

), and screamo music. Oh! and I love watching my spotter struggle with doing something that is really stupid, like putting a counter clockwise suppressor on the wrong way.

Something else that just makes my day is when he denies he is my spotter when he is carrying the M4 Commando and I have the L96. He gets alot of funny looks during games. :

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fuzzywolly

· #4 · May 2, 2011

Something similar to what Raider said. Watching my spotter attempt to roll over during a fire fight, tripping down hills, and breaking anything he touches.

It makes my day.

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woogie

· #5 · May 2, 2011

Watching the "sniper killer" at my field try and hunt me..... only to find out that I have been stalking him for the better part of the game. And then me shooting him in the butt as he is trying to "crawl up to my location" lol...

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inthetallgrass

· #6 · May 3, 2011

When you sneak up behind four guys camping and spaying from behind a big tree and bang kill all of them. Lol

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hoggie

· #7 · May 3, 2011

When another sniper thinks they're "Hot Sh*t" and talks crap.

fuzzywolly

· #8 · May 3, 2011

When the local rooster got run over. Sounds terrible, but it was one of the best days of our (neighborhood's) lives.

awagg

· #9 · May 3, 2011

Oh god fuzzy, that would be terrible. I think I would've shot it before hand... Probably not, but still, that'd be so annoying!

newalkingbush11

· #10 · May 3, 2011

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When your stalking a single person and you put a round right over their head so they get a

look on their face. Then they just get behind something thinking your in the opposite direction and you put a round right in their back.
Also, a dirty ghillie makes me happy!

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2echo

· #11 · May 3, 2011

Hearing the bullet hit its mark, and the beautiful noise of "OH F***, what F*** was that!?!? F*** I'm HIT!....... SNIPER FOR F***S SAKE GET THE F*** DOWN!!!"

hidden187

· #12 · May 4, 2011

newalkingbush11 said:
Also, a dirty ghillie makes me happy!

It makes fuzzy happy to.

ajgrega

· #13 · May 4, 2011

When people think they're amazing because they wear Eagle Industries and BLACKHAWK! gear. It makes my day when I shoot them more than they shoot me.
Also, kudos to Mgunner...you would think someone would come up with this! Great job, man!

**EDIT**
When Fuzzy adds something you wrote to his signature.

tuxedopenguin

· #14 · May 4, 2011

When you get that guy with near 500$ worth of gear and a stock AEG, and then he trys to figure out why he isn't owning the day.

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awagg

· #15 · May 4, 2011

tuxedopenguin said:
When you get that guy with near 500$ worth of gear and a stock AEG, and then he trys to figure out why he isn't owning the day.

Haha, you read my mind. I was just going to say that.

Or the "YOU UPGRADE YOUR AEG! OMG! AND YOU DIDN'T BREAK IT"!!!

"Yeah, it's not that hard. Stop wasting your money on

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G

· #16 · May 4, 2011

Just watching all the kids at the local field here in Orlando, Florida (Combat City), thinking that they are the sh*t with their 25 dollar clear plastic airsoft guns claiming that they had them custom made, and they claim they shoot 505 fps consistently with .20s

mav3r1ck

· #17 · May 4, 2011

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I have to agree with Fuzzy and Raider. God put spotters on this planet solely for the amusement of their shooter. (sorry for you spotter types

)

I run a spotter with me simply because I have a good friend who wants to be a spotter... But watching him get the "What the F*** do I do now!!!???" look on his face when he comes under fire is hilarious.

Or when he WATCHES ME TRIP (yes... we all do it some times

) in a hole, then immediately runs over the SAME HOLE and falls flat on his face.

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fuzzywolly

· #18 · May 5, 2011

mav3r1ck said:
Or when he WATCHES ME TRIP (yes... we all do it some times

) in a hole, then immediately runs over the SAME HOLE and falls flat on his face.

Hahaha, I laughed out loud when I read this. I would have loved to see that happen.

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hoggie

· #19 · May 7, 2011

mav3r1ck said:
I have to agree with Fuzzy and Raider. God put spotters on this planet solely for the amusement of their shooter. (sorry for you spotter types

)

I run a spotter with me simply because I have a good friend who wants to be a spotter... But watching him get the "What the F*** do I do now!!!???" look on his face when he comes under fire is hilarious.

Or when he WATCHES ME TRIP (yes... we all do it some times

) in a hole, then immediately runs over the SAME HOLE and falls flat on his face.

I spot and my sniper does that. DONT HATE ON DA SPOTTER MANE

mav3r1ck

· #20 · May 7, 2011

hoggie said:
[quote author=mav3r1ck board=lounge thread=2629 post=21243 time=1304549156]
I spot and my sniper does that. DONT HATE ON DA SPOTTER MANE

Hahaha, I know there are good spotters out there

I just haven't had the luck to find one yet. Mine just constantly gets killed, or worse... gets me killed...

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