[MGunner]

This thread is basically the opposite of the ''What Grinds Your Gears Thread''.

Post anything that made you smile, chuckled and/or pissed your pants you laughed so hard.

I just got home from eating a a Chinese buffet, were in the middle of eating the entire restaurant was RickRolled.

 

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That.

When i get 100% compression on my cylinder head.

 

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I dont care about the shirt, but i do have a feeling you made a decent profit.

Finishing my term paper a week before it due, and getting an extra 10 points on it.

 

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I had my little brother convinced that at 9:00, the world would fall victim to a zombie apocalypse. So as 9 draws closer, he keeps asking what time it is.

Him: What time is it?
Me: 9:00
*Muffled, loud noise comes from down the street*
Him: (Face as white as this text box) O_O What was that?
Me: Idk. (Totally true, i had no idea and thought I had predicted the feature)
He goes on worrying for another 10 minutes until my uncle and neighbor call to tell us that down the street at a church, after a wedding they were having one hell of a fireworks display, which was making all of the noise and flashy lights in the sky.

Talk about freak coincidence. I ROFLMFAO for a good minute. If i had taped his reaction, it would be the best thing ever.

 

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xD

I will never let him live that down. Its going into the toast I make at his wedding if he ever get married.
I was a little freaked out I will admit. I felt kinda like God, foretelling the future and all.

 

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Getting within 15 feet of someone without any sort of camo other BDU's , Then not being able to hit him because you dont want to move, then one of his teammates kills you. I scared the piss out of him.

 

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and I was about as stealthy as a fat guy in a pink leotard with tourettes!

THIS made my day. And my sig!

 

[MGunner]

with 200 FPS snipers overrun fields, and when a real deal one shows, kids don't take it serious, until they leave crying with a high quality .43 lodged in their skin

I think I love you.

But really, I like how every 12 year old who plays air soft runs around with an L96. [/sarcasm]

I ''graduated eighth grade Thursday (We do this because I live in a small town with no high school, and fiends get split up *insert emotional crap here*) Anyway, at the after party thing, i got the girl I have liked science 5th grade to dance with me

Pathetic, I know. But don't judge xD

 

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My not even a private school xD. It only has ~460 kids, (and my class was right around 60), about half of all the neighboring schools.
I almost want to buy a AGM l96 now and do a bunch of ridiculous stuff to it....

 

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When your cat looks at a comfy chair but knows she cannot reach it on her own. So you help her up and she lets out a small cry as if saying "thank you".

....Wow, after reading Echo's post, I feel so lame.

Im more of a dog person myself, but I have a small soft spot for cats

When you play your first high school hockey game in your life, and you do ok. But you feel like crap due to the lack of working out for the past couple months.

 

[MGunner]

True. I did feel got for not getting killed while playing against a bunch of 16 and 17 year olds. I hit the elliptical machine hard this morning. I feel great now

 

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When some fake ass, rouge anti virus program downloads it self to the family account, you download a free Spy-ware destroyer, and you KILL THAT MOTHERF**KING PROGRAM!

Sorry, I'm a bit excited. I thought I would have to wipe my hard drive or do something ridiculously complicated.. xD

 

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When a rabbit takes a piss on Fuzzy's head xD

 

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Just.. brings a smile to my face xD

 

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When you find out that your wife is having a little BOY!!!!

Woogie is going to have a spotter now guys!!!

Congrats! Now all you need to do is make him a ghillie onesie

Skated for the first time since August this morning. Forgot how good feels to snipe the top let corner on the goalie.

 

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The gear grinding thread. It is blissful to type out angry notes and if they are slightly non-inflammatory I can post them, or just delete them after typing them.

You read my mind.

 

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Made the Bball team tonight. Overjoyed.

Congrats! Im working on the same for hockey. xD

 

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For hockey, made varsity, only have to dress for it, but its still Varsity. Probably playing second line JV, forward.

 

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Hockey bus leaves the school at 6 AM sharp tomorrow. Play the best class A team in the state, followed by the second, then two upper class B teams later that day. Should be fun.


Oi, also, got a date with a chick I've had a crush on for a while. Wish me luck! xDDDD