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This thread is basically the opposite of the ''What Grinds Your Gears Thread''.

Post anything that made you smile, chuckled and/or pissed your pants you laughed so hard.

I just got home from eating a a Chinese buffet, were in the middle of eating the entire restaurant was RickRolled.
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I had my little brother convinced that at 9:00, the world would fall victim to a zombie apocalypse. So as 9 draws closer, he keeps asking what time it is.

Him: What time is it?
Me: 9:00
*Muffled, loud noise comes from down the street*
Him: (Face as white as this text box) O_O What was that?
Me: Idk. (Totally true, i had no idea and thought I had predicted the feature)
He goes on worrying for another 10 minutes until my uncle and neighbor call to tell us that down the street at a church, after a wedding they were having one hell of a fireworks display, which was making all of the noise and flashy lights in the sky.

Talk about freak coincidence. I ROFLMFAO for a good minute. If i had taped his reaction, it would be the best thing ever.
Mgunner said:
I had my little brother convinced that at 9:00, the world would fall victim to a zombie apocalypse. So as 9 draws closer, he keeps asking what time it is.

Him: What time is it?
Me: 9:00
*Muffled, loud noise comes from down the street*
Him: (Face as white as this text box) O_O What was that?
Me: Idk. (Totally true, i had no idea and thought I had predicted the feature)
He goes on worrying for another 10 minutes until my uncle and neighbor call to tell us that down the street at a church, after a wedding they were having one hell of a fireworks display, which was making all of the noise and flashy lights in the sky.

Talk about freak coincidence. I ROFLMFAO for a good minute. If i had taped his reaction, it would be the best thing ever.
If I would have been in that situation, I would have been worried, and would have gotten my real rifle out from under my bed...Wait, I don't own one. Nevermind, I would of hid in the closet.
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xD

I will never let him live that down. Its going into the toast I make at his wedding if he ever get married.
I was a little freaked out I will admit. I felt kinda like God, foretelling the future and all.
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When you spend half the day running around the field with a rare rifle
:D ... and then having more fun with a cheap shotgun, and getting way more one shot kills with it


One of the members on here should be able to tell you the stories about my sniping shotgun..
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Alright so my spotter gets as much if not MORE credit than I do for this one, because none of it would have been possible without him.

Today we were playing at our local field and had been providing overwatch for a while. My spotter started moving down the field to see what our options were, and once I decided it was safe I started to follow.

I was about to grab him and say "Hey, lets keep moving!" when he stops me and says "I might have a shot for you." He explains that there is an enemy shooter that he had located that had four of our teammates pinned down. He pointed out his general area to me and said "You might be able to get him, see what you can do."

I took a position back from a window and steadied up for the shot. My spotter gave me directions as to where the enemy was, and after he finally made the fatal mistake of shifting I had him. All I could see was the top half of his head above a log at a distance of 225 feet. I wasn't quite sure what would happen, but knew my rifle was capable of it. My only question was "Am I capable of it?" After about three minutes of setting up the shot I sent it.

Up until this moment I had no clue what type of weapon the enemy was carrying or how big of a threat he presented to my team. I watched the BB fly towards him and then saw a rifle go up in the air. To our great pleasure it was an enemy sniper!

To me this is the epitome of Sniper/Spotter team work! As I said, I would have continued on right past this opportunity had my spotter not done his job perfectly in locating the threat! All I did was pull the trigger. (I will never EVER doubt my spotters competence from this day forward!!!!!)

(Sorry for the rant, i'm still really hyped up from that one shot that WE achieved as a team)
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I played a game on saturday, a night game, and I was on a roll.

It was a 4 vs me and my spotter game, and when we hit all four of them, I silently ran up near their base, about 20 meters. I hid in some bushes and heard them talk. They would charge in once the timer ran out and one would give suppresive fire.

I my view was completly blocked to the other side of the field, except for this "hole" between 2 trees, which was around 1 meter wide.
I saw a flash of the guy who would give suppressive fire, I aimed and fired. At this point I couldn't see him anymore, but the bb went through the tree and hit him on the shoulder. this all happened in like 1-2 seconds.

I silently padded myself on the shoulder and stayed in position, if I would've left my position I would probably be shot at. So now I knew the guy I hit would probably know the general area I was at and that he would come for me, I got down to one knee and took out my M9.
The guy did exactly what I thought he would do and, still unaware of my position, came for me without taken the time to find some cover.

I let go 1 shot and missed, and instead of firing back, he went on hands and knees and made himself as small as possible and far easier for me to hit. So out went 2 other shots and he was down and out. And still didn't know where I was.

I felt so good, I couldn't stop talking about it and almost drove my friends to madness
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pvt13 said:
I felt so good, I couldn't stop talking about it and almost drove my friends to madness
Haha, that is how my spotter and I were after our kill yesterday. Thankfully we had the rare occasion of people actually witnessing what we did.

We are trying to educate other players on how useful a Sniper/Spotter team can be when utilized correctly. We can only do so much on our own because we do not have eyes on the rest of the field. But if our team sees something and tells us where the threat is we can usually handle it.
Yup, those moments are few and rare, but you feel so good when it happens, I already feel excited again just thinking of it :)
A few weeks ago I was palying in my ghille, I had a rifleman infront of me drawing all the attention so I could stay still and shoot. He was out and enimies out of my view were getting close. Luckily I was in tall enough grass behind a fallen, small tree. So I laid on top of my rifle and let them go by, 4 of them two left and two right one on the right was hanging back so I couldn't pop up. So when the two on the left were about thirty feet away I threw a stick behind the lingering guy, he turned away from me so I got him with my pistol. The othwr guy on the right was out as well so there were two guys left. I went up behind these two guys behind a ridge and got,em both. Then a friendly which was engaging them forever at the other side of the ridge shot at me but thankfully missed. I was loving that they were literally ten feet away and looking at me and couldn't see me! Good game.
When you decide to randomly work on your old GBB and somehow figure out how to fix it without spending a dime on new parts.

When you get your friends GBB up and running despite several "damaged" parts, without spending a dime.

When you fix up 4 leaky m17 mags without...(yep you guessed it) spending a dime.

It has been a very good day so far.
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That happened to me like a week ago. I was in despair a valve screw that seemed irreplaceable and tiny flew out of my gun in tall grass. (Ironic I know) so I lost all hope and thought I'd have to buy a new valve and housing assembly. Then my dad who knew I lost this tiny screw found a screw just a little bigger on the floor. So using a grinder I made it smaller (Width) then shortened it, then screw it in and then finally grinding the head so it is level and doesn't catch on the housing and poof. Done. Gun fixed and somehow more efficient on the gas. I was a happy man.
When you're playing sniper hunt, and you get 9 guys like it's no big deal, then they call you bad, and the leader of the whole forums tells them to "Shut the **** up, he killed you all". Made my day...
Getting within 15 feet of someone without any sort of camo other BDU's , Then not being able to hit him because you dont want to move, then one of his teammates kills you. I scared the piss out of him.
When you're set up at a choke point taking pot shots at a sign about 85yards down the line, the wind catches your bb and it goes into a bush, and someone calls their hit...

Didn't even know they were there and I would never have got another shot like it if I tried.
When an enemy walks right up on you, no farther than 10 feet, looks right at your face and stares for a minute.....then continues moving on. Then, after safety killing him you get a "Where the HELL did you come from? I'm the only one out here!" I have yet to beat that rush of adrenaline.

Also, when your rifle is capable of doing things nobody else's can. This story goes with one of the quotes in my sig:

Long day game, about 4 hours in. My spotter and I are moving for a far flanking maneuver to the enemy's left. We meet up with our buddy Steve, he tells us there are 2 enemies about 170 feet (not far for snipers) through the thickness of brush/branches/thorns and "nobody can touch them".

I smile, rack my bolt and level off, wait for the wind..... "there's no way you can hit that guy, if you hit that guy...I quit for the day. There's no wa-"

-hit- ::grin::

"Have a good day Steve!"

To this day I have never have laughed harder while trying to be sneaky sneaky. I still laugh to this day.
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Only 170 feet?

When I used 2 mags (22 rounds each) for my type 96 holding off basically the entire enemy team beyond their weapons' capabilities - at least 250 feet. I didn't miss a single shot. ;)
Cheese Man said:
Only 170 feet?

When I used 2 mags (22 rounds each) for my type 96 holding off basically the entire enemy team beyond their weapons' capabilities - at least 250 feet. I didn't miss a single shot. ;)
Daghh I hate Irish FPS limits.
I remember the first game I played with a sniper rifle (i won't say "as a sniper" because i was so far from sniper material!)

I had made some many Noob errors, the gun was fireing at 400fps and I was still using 0.2s which were flying wildly into the sky at 30m even with the hop at lowest! and I was about as stealthy as a fat guy in a pink leotard with tourettes! I was just about to be one of those awfull newbie player that picks up a sniper rifle and the decides "there is no such thing as the airsoft sniper" until the last game of the day.

It was a hold ground game, and to start with my team had to protect 3 bridges while evenyone else rushed onto the bridges and were out quite quick I sat about 28m back (giving me an effective range of about 8m) in a small dip in the ground surrounded by ferns. I kept seeing someone poke his head, or the barrell of his m60 around a barrel on the bridge, I took a pot shot and heard the crack of the BB missing and hitting the woodwork, followed by the guy screaming "shit theres a sniper!", then some one else would try and I would do the same. from my possition I could see all the bridges, it took them over 10 minutes to pick up the courage to just rush my position in numbers! even though i never hit a single one of them the Psychological effect of a sniper in the bushes ment that I single handedly held the bridges for long enough for my team to regroup and dig in about 10m behind me.

not bad for a newbie with a stock china clone!
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deviant said:
and I was about as stealthy as a fat guy in a pink leotard with tourettes!
THIS made my day. And my sig!
Cheeseman - Yeah my thoughts exactly. It was out of HIS range so of course, nobody could hit him from that distance..... ::rollseyes::
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