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This thread is basically the opposite of the ''What Grinds Your Gears Thread''.

Post anything that made you smile, chuckled and/or pissed your pants you laughed so hard.

I just got home from eating a a Chinese buffet, were in the middle of eating the entire restaurant was RickRolled.
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Reminds me of one game some time ago. We were 3 guys left at guarding a hill, ironicaly named "sniper hill". We were attacked by the whole other team of approx 15 guys, and we were overrun. My team mates were left dead in a bunker, and I was lying outside with my ghillie unoticed. This guy walked straight over me! :) Due to the MED of my rifle, I had drawn my borrowed side-arm (GBB m9) and went totaly kamikaze-last stand-ish. Shot one guy in front of me, rolled around to my back, shot the guy that had walked over me several times (Yeah overkill, i know... blaming the adrenaline) , and fired at random on the other guys all around. Needless to say i died, but the expressions on their face made my day
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So, I was laying in the middle of the woods, waiting. Just waiting. Two fifteen year olds crouch next to the trees, and they are my enemies. I don't know how they got there, but they were. So, I watch them for a while, not moving. Finally, one of them side I heard something. I had taken a deep breathe. I run up, and safety kill them both. They turn around, not listening, and shot me. Now, I said hit. and sat my gun down. "What the F*CK are you thinking?". "Your gun doesn't hurt that bad, what is it, a stock double eagle L96? I have one of those, it's likeee... 200 fps". *FACEPALM* I'm in a full ghillie, ghillied rifle, and I look pretty serious.

"No, you moron. This is the Maruzen APS-2, fully upgraded, anything less than 25 feet, it'll lodge a BB into your skin."

He grabs my gun like a boy on christmas day, and shot it into his friends thigh, and then his eyes went to horror like he just got clothes out of his present. He passed it to me, got up, ran to the host of the event, and said it shot 700 FPS. We got the chrono out, 549, just where it should be. As the day went on, there goal was to blast me, but instead, I safety killed them 4 more times.
Moral and point? Kids with 200 FPS snipers overrun fields, and when a real deal one shows, kids don't take it serious, until they leave crying with a high quality .43 lodged in their skin
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hoggie said:
with 200 FPS snipers overrun fields, and when a real deal one shows, kids don't take it serious, until they leave crying with a high quality .43 lodged in their skin
I think I love you.

But really, I like how every 12 year old who plays air soft runs around with an L96. [/sarcasm]

I ''graduated eighth grade Thursday (We do this because I live in a small town with no high school, and fiends get split up *insert emotional crap here*) Anyway, at the after party thing, i got the girl I have liked science 5th grade to dance with me


Pathetic, I know. But don't judge xD
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Mgunner said:
hoggie said:
with 200 FPS snipers overrun fields, and when a real deal one shows, kids don't take it serious, until they leave crying with a high quality .43 lodged in their skin
I think I love you.

But really, I like how every 12 year old who plays air soft runs around with an L96. [/sarcasm]

I ''graduated eighth grade Thursday (We do this because I live in a small town with no high school, and fiends get split up *insert emotional crap here*) Anyway, at the after party thing, i got the girl I have liked science 5th grade to dance with me


Pathetic, I know. But don't judge xD
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We have that kind of, kids who go to private schools have that stuff. And 200 FPS Double Eagle L96's rock d00d
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My not even a private school xD. It only has ~460 kids, (and my class was right around 60), about half of all the neighboring schools.
I almost want to buy a AGM l96 now and do a bunch of ridiculous stuff to it....
Mgunner said:
deviant said:
and I was about as stealthy as a fat guy in a pink leotard with tourettes!
THIS made my day. And my sig!
Glad to be of service!
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Sniper hunt. Took out the hunterforce of 7 all alone. 7 bullets, 7 hits. Every shot was fired from a different location, and it was done in no more than 20-25 min.
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When your cat looks at a comfy chair but knows she cannot reach it on her own. So you help her up and she lets out a small cry as if saying "thank you".

....Wow, after reading Echo's post, I feel so lame.
fuzzywolly said:
When your cat looks at a comfy chair but knows she cannot reach it on her own. So you help her up and she lets out a small cry as if saying "thank you".

....Wow, after reading Echo's post, I feel so lame.
Im more of a dog person myself, but I have a small soft spot for cats


When you play your first high school hockey game in your life, and you do ok. But you feel like crap due to the lack of working out for the past couple months.
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Mgunner said:
fuzzywolly said:
When your cat looks at a comfy chair but knows she cannot reach it on her own. So you help her up and she lets out a small cry as if saying "thank you".

....Wow, after reading Echo's post, I feel so lame.
Im more of a dog person myself, but I have a small soft spot for cats


When you play your first high school hockey game in your life, and you do ok. But you feel like crap due to the lack of working out for the past couple months.
Or going back to boxing for a 2 hour straight work out when you haven't worked out in months. THEN you will feel like crap. Triumphant crap though.
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True. I did feel got for not getting killed while playing against a bunch of 16 and 17 year olds. I hit the elliptical machine hard this morning. I feel great now
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fuzzywolly said:
....Wow, after reading Echo's post, I feel so lame.
Don't worry, man. Doesn't happen too often XD
When some fake ass, rouge anti virus program downloads it self to the family account, you download a free Spy-ware destroyer, and you KILL THAT MOTHERF**KING PROGRAM!

Sorry, I'm a bit excited. I thought I would have to wipe my hard drive or do something ridiculously complicated.. xD
That taste of blood and metal in your mouth when you shoot a high powered rifle for the first time...
Beating your friends when it comes to weight lifting...especially when they have been bragging for the past 5 months...
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LOL toomany. I know that second feeling. There's nothing better than out squatting larger people.
When you play a game against people speaking a completely different language (russian) It was cool because they were a team filled with polish and russians who were all using ak's and one guy was using an AUG DMR. I was like the only sniper on the tigers (my team) And my gun is literally silent. No noise from further then like 25ft. I got one guy between two trees (it was a hard shot) in the chest and he called hit (125ft away with a 1 joule gun) then the other was running around in circles frantically looking everywhere for me and I got him to. Then I reloded my mag with the speed loader which attracted the attention of a guy like 15 ft away who sprayed the f out of me. We only hqve a semi auto rule at close range because of our low power guns. It was a good game. I racked up at least 13 kills.
When people start mocking you because they know you'r rifle cant shoot out as far as they are. Got pissed first couple times but what the heck you get bored out there sometimes (x
When a rabbit takes a piss on Fuzzy's head xD
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Mgunner said:
When a rabbit takes a piss on Fuzzy's head xD
Hahaha.


One man's gear grinder is another man's day maker.
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