[lupin2000]

Runs up the hill wearing a radiation suite to claim the hill while everyone stays out of the hot zone! The hill is mine!

Edit: Owned the hill for 50 minutes

 

[lupin2000]

Hires Stephen Hawking to argue with you about Quantum physics. While you argue, I push you both off the hill. The hill is now mine!

 

[lupin2000]

Drives a steam roller up the hill and squashes you. Hill is MINE!!!!

 

[lupin2000]

I find the one drain hole in your fortification and send a suicide Orc in to blow it up. After breaching your fortification I overthrow you and assume command of the hill.

 

[lupin2000]

Sneaks up behind Unforgiving and throws a sack over him, then pushes him down the hill. MINE!

 

[lupin2000]

Uses his ninja skills and sneaks up on Unforgiving and assassinates him. The hill is Mine. Throws a flash bomb and hides in the tree that just magically appeared on the hill.

 

[lupin2000]

Catches the duck and throws it over the fort to distract Unforgiving while I set up a trebuchet and tear down the fort killing Unforgiving in the process. Hill is MINE!

 

[lupin2000]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! How dare you use my ultimate weakness against me... I come back from the grave and release hell hounds to chase down Grass. Hill is MINE!

 

[lupin2000]

Drops napalm into the hole. The hole is mine!

 

[lupin2000]

Turns Apple into apple pie. Hill is MINE!

 

[lupin2000]

Watches Cheese die suddenly of old age. Since I work for the gov't, I take back ownership of the hill. Hill is MINE!

 

[lupin2000]

Releases Gollumn to lead the1 to his doom. Hill is mine!

 

[lupin2000]

Rolls The1's pc down the hill forcing him to leave the hill. Hill is mine!

 

[lupin2000]

Goes back in time to stop Cheese from kill Bill, and take out Steve Jobs. Mac's never existed. Hill is MINE!

 

[lupin2000]

Wakes Cheese from his dreams by using an airhorn in his ear, thus temporarily stunning him, allowing me to push him off the hill. Hill is mine!

 

[lupin2000]

While in the wahmbulance, I get infected with the T-virus. I turn into a super zombie and return and eat Dope's brain. "UGGGGGHH UGGGGGHHH UGGGGHHH" (translated - Hill is mine... BRAINS)

 

[lupin2000]

Calls in a stealth bomber to attack the hill. When the bombing run is done, I run up and claim the hill. Hill is MINE!

 

[lupin2000]

I hide on the other side of the hill so Dope cant shoot me. Hill is contested.

 

[lupin2000]

Chases Dope in a monster truck. Hill is mine!

 

[lupin2000]

Hire's Gul Dukat to enslave you. Hill is mine!