[LOLER_COASTER]

Sorry, in those 100,000 years I set up a civilization devoted to keeping others off the top of the hill that I rule indefinitely.

You couldn't get the sun to set off a solar flare by bombarding it with both hydrogen and helium, by the way.

I can get the sun to have a solar flare. I show it my amazing chest hairs and it immediatly orgasms.

 

[Unforgiving Apple]

Shoot everybody with a gun!!!!MINE

 

[lupin2000]

Sneaks up behind Unforgiving and throws a sack over him, then pushes him down the hill. MINE!

 

[inthetallgrass]

Goes "Deliverance" On lupin's ass and he is mentally scarred for life. Squeal, squeal like a pig. Naturally he just walks off the hill. I am now the King.

 

[LOLER_COASTER]

Then I sneak up and boot you in the ass. Hill is MINE.

 

[fdkrew]

Backs up in reverse at top speed up the hill in a septic truck and runs you over. While on top of the hill, I grab the septic trucks hose and spray shit all down the sides of the hill. And any one crawling up the hill gets blasted with poop. Now that the hill is covered in nasty poop, no one wants the hill any more.

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[WorstInFinlanD]

I blast all the poop with firetruck waterhose, hill is mine!

 

[inthetallgrass]

I obliterate the hill with a giant hose that shoots out fire trucks. Every one is dead and bleeding among the red of the firetrucks. I climb on top of the firetruck hill. Hill mine.

 

[LOLER_COASTER]

I snipe you with this bad boy:

Then take the hill and set up defences.

 

[inthetallgrass]

I snipe you with this bad boy:

Then take the hill and set up defences.

I build a new hill which is wayyy beter. Everyone rushs to take over that hill and leaves this on empty. BUT, the other hill is laden with C4. I blow it up and I'm king of the hill. op:

 

[LOLER_COASTER]

I am then airdropped a mile away from your hill. I countinue to pick you all off. I deploy an AC-130 to wipe out all other resistance and to gaurd the area. Hill= mine.

 

[Wolfgeorge]

I shoot down your AC-130 with my F-22, I eject and land on the hill.... MINE


Wolf

 

[inthetallgrass]

I call in Master cheif. You all run in fear. He then kills me. He is king of the hill.

 

[Unforgiving Apple]

Call in Leonidos and they brawl to the death.... Leonidos is standing on the edge of the hill when he turns around I push him off with my foot and yell THIS IS SPARTA.... MINE

 

[Wolfgeorge]

And I was right behind you with my active camo suit (Metal Gear style) and I kick you of the edge yelling I'M THE KING!!!


Wolf

 

[inthetallgrass]

But master chief is better than Leonidus (He won the rap battle AND saved the friggan galaxy)

I Dickslap you all to death. I am king. Sorry for my profanity.

 

[LOLER_COASTER]

----Carl Sagan Orbital Cannon Control V 2.3----

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-Confirmed.
-Please wait while we initiate firing sequence...
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[Unforgiving Apple]

Stand on hill and just not die..... MINE

 

[lupin2000]

Uses his ninja skills and sneaks up on Unforgiving and assassinates him. The hill is Mine. Throws a flash bomb and hides in the tree that just magically appeared on the hill.

 

[Unforgiving Apple]

Hires a gender confused duck to walk up hill.... Lupin gets distracted and follows down hill.... I chop down the tree and build a fort.....